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An assassin is framed for a murder he didn't commit, and then has to find the real killer while covering up his own murders.
Death, Press Tours, and Other Forms of Revenge is the first book in the Part Time Assassin, Full Time Menace series – a funny, fast paced, fantasy series for readers who like maybe a little too much gore splattered over their humour, ala Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Pat Brazier
No one knows for sure what Pat Brazier is, or where it came from, though unverified sightings date back several centuries. Many theories exist, such as: Pat is a deranged mutant that escaped a top secret government laboratory; Pat is an eldritch horror that feasts on the minds of obnoxious tourists, and; Pat is a supernatural entity made up of the lost souls of fried lizards.
The important thing to note about Pat is that it is mostly harmless. It has been confirmed to have only eaten a handful of people and Pat assures us they all deserved it. On the rare occasions Pat ventures from its lair to interact with the public, it has been known to wear a human skin. Pat refuses to tell anyone where it acquired the skin.
Drop Bear Books
Drop Bear Books is a publishing company owned and operated by Pat Brazier. We publish fun, entertaining reads that don't push an agenda. We're just here for a good time. There is no AI use in any part of the creation of our books.